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Makan SekarangCucu Anda yang Akan Bayar….

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Yong Dolah…..dah lama rasenye tak kebengkalis,

Muak pulak lame-lame kat Pakning nii…

Suatu hari yong pegi kebengkalis naik sepeda unte..(sepeda apek2),besiiuol konon yong nii kaedahnye….yong pegi sorang aje,..malas ngajak minah,Kalau dia ikot kemaren tu…Biseng,Macam2 pulak mintaknyeeee….

Nak…. Beli celana lejinglah,..Nak….Baju syahrinilah,..Nak….Rebondinglah…Bawak duet sekarong pon habisss kalau ngajak Minah…

Hari tuu….Yong nekat pegi kebengkalis lewat Roro pakai sepeda unte ni tadiii…pagi2 bute..yong besiap walau pon Di dompet duet yong cume 7.500 (tujuh ribu lima ratos) nyeeee…Yong tetap nekat pegi..heheeeeeeeeee….

Sampai kat Roro bukan maen ramai orang antri..lambatnye pulak bukan maen mengensot macam sipot….Akhirnye setelah antri dua jam yong selamat juga masuk kapal Roro tu…

Hari…dah menjelang siang,perot pun dah terasa lapa…maklum pagi tadi yong tak sarapan…Sampai kat pasa Bengkalis yong bekelileng mencari kedai makan yang murahhhh…penat betol nak cari kedai makan yang murah Niiiii… kategori yong dalam hati..dio.Heheeeee

Akhernyo….Yong jumpe pulak restoran yang unik dan menarik…dekat depan pintu masuk tetules…i

“MAKAN SEKARANG,CUCU ANDA YANG BAYAR”Heeeeeeeheee….

Suai….betol Niiiii haaaa….Pas..Pulak awak tak ade duet…..Awak yang makan sekarang,Bio..lantak Cucu awak yang bayooo…hahaaahaaa….(yong senang).

Tak lengah lagi yong masuk kat restoran unik

..tu…Yong langsung pesan…Sambal ikan debok,Pindang Ikan Pias,Ayam Masak Puteh,tumes udang pepai pakai belacan dan jus asam paye…he…hee….heeee….

Penoh meja dek pemakan ang yong pesan,….menyugap yong makan sampai meleleh peluh kelua dari kening yong..sangking diserap ni,…pulak….lentum lentam kantor besaut sendawe gegara kekenyangan….

Setelah puas dan kenyang,yong lansong menuju pintu kelua,…tapi…belum sempat yong kelua lagi,…Yong di hadangan pelayan restoran dengan menyerahkan sehelai bill makanan pade yong,…

Yong :” Oiiiii…….macam mane ini,..? Didepan iklan tetules..Makan aje dulu nanti cucu saye yang baya….!!!!”

Pelayan : ” iyeeeeee,…saye tah,tapi cabe bapak bace dulu Betol – betol Bill tu,…Itu memang bukan bill makanan yang bapak makan tadi…!!! Tapiii itu bill ATOK Bapak yang buat hutang 50 tahun yang lalu…Tentulah..mingke sebagai Cucunye..,yang wajib Bayooooo,…. “!!!!

Yong : Hhaaa….??? Rupenye ATOK aku pun dah buat utang kat sini…..???? yong pengsan….

Hari tu yong jatoh pengsan,sakit jantung yong kambuh,yong langsung dilarikan ke RSUD Bengkalis…..pihak Rumah Sakit Pun Langsung SMD minah..(bini yong) suruh nyusul kebengkalis…

Tak lengah lagilah..minah langsong naik mulia kencana (salah satu nama kapal) pegi kebengkalis bawak Atau dan dara (anak yong) sekalian…,nengok bapak sakit pulakk….heheee

Tampak minah datang menjengok,….sejukkk hatjii,rasenye pastilah dilayan sama minah nii…kang..? …(kate yong dalam hatiiii….).

Tapi sunggoh di luar dugean…minah..mengamok kat rumah saket tuuui…

Minah : ” Tu…lah…pegi Bengkalis tak ngajakkk…rasekan kene tipu same orang restoran tu..!!

Buat,… ajelahhh kelakuan terossssss….”

Hari tu…hajab yong kene repet minah pokoknye hajablah yong kene lanyak same minah…..die datang bukanye awak tambah sehat….lebam..dari muka sampai kat pontot…kene gimbal same minah.

Huahaaa….kwkkwkkkkk,,,,huaaaahaaaa yong…Yong naseb badannn.

Nb.cerita ini kami kutip dari berbagai sumber.(ckn)

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